What am I to do in the midst of plans being thwarted
I'm only getting started
It's not fair!
They're becoming aware
Oh where, oh where
Do I go from here

Barber's the only one in this town
Who could bring me down
All of my plans set in motion!
I dropped the ball

(clay people: could'a had it all)

I thought I could keep them close
I wont let them drink the potion

(clay person 1: so it's a potion that turns us into clay?)
(clay person 2: well not really, but she's on a roll let's just go with it)

Their father was a snoopy on

(clay people: that son of a gun)

But we got rid of him by sowing

(The seeds of his devotion)

Mailman was the first observer bewitched by telescope's lens
The only on who could have caught me
With red clay upon my hands
So I called upon friends in high places
And now his ass is gone
I know what I'll do about Barber
With a little help from my friends in the upper echelon

(NASA guy: Hello this is NASA)

Get me Lordland Candlestick on the line!

(NASA guy: right away)

Lordland:
My dear, my dear
How lovely it is to hear from you
My dear, my dear
What can I do for you

Mayor Winsconson:
What wouldn't you do for me, let's just be honest

Lordland:
hahahaha

Mayor W:
Well there is one thing
I really need you to do for me

Lordland:
Anything!

Mayor W:
There's this little twerp
Who's been disrupting my work

Lordland:
I'll kill them!

Mayor W:
Please don't
Their name is Barber
They've got an affinity for telescopes
Just send them an email or something
Tell them you'll show them the ropes
And meanwhile I'll finish building
My army
Of little clay things

Lordland:
Little play things

Mayor W:
That's right
For you and me

Lordland:
For you and me

Mayor W:
For you and meeeeeee

Out passed the moon
Amongst the stars
That's where I belong
Arcturus is ours
But only the rich
Will be fit to embark
Housed in a litteral replica
Of Noah's ark
And we'll leave all these peasants to rust
And build a society based on lust